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Napolean Malamute
10-04-2006, 07:12
I once saw a deer in the woods. I walked up to it and said "Hello, deer". He said "I'm not a deer, I'm a turkey". I thought he was lying, so I shot him in the face. My question is - Why would a deer dress like a turkey and then lie about it? :confused:

Badger
10-06-2006, 12:19
I once saw a deer in the woods. I walked up to it and said "Hello, deer". He said "I'm not a deer, I'm a turkey". I thought he was lying, so I shot him in the face. My question is - Why would a deer dress like a turkey and then lie about it? :confused:

maybe the first question you should ask yourself is not 'why would he lie' but 'why is it dressed like a turkey'? you jackleg!:mad:

flatlander
10-06-2006, 14:14
you jackleg

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Napolean Malamute
10-08-2006, 17:37
maybe the first question you should ask yourself is not 'why would he lie' but 'why is it dressed like a turkey'? you jackleg!:mad:

I once saw a badger in the woods.....