Most Redneck did you ever did?
Yall already seen ours on a ATV! lol....and
Bob, we seen yours on a video! lol...
You need to bump that up.....or add it on here.
That video is hilarious......

That is the most redneck thing you done right?

The fact that I bumped it (again) is enough right there...

True...Did the guy ever send it in or what ever he was gonna do to it...

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Dane huntrz.....you are cracking me up......Where's Smokey? lol...
I guess Ill add another..
When we were remodeling our kitchen floor we ripped up the floor and subfloor both and needed to get rid of it. Well we decided to get a barrel and burn it out back, but that's not all .....it got so late it was time for dinner so we also decided to bbq. So I called my dad and said dad, you know your a redneck when you burn you kitchen floor and cook dinner on it all at the same time! lol....He still teases me about it.....

you know your wifes a redneck when she calls you up about picking up a roadkill fox, mine actually called me to see if i thought it would be fresh enough to get the hide soft tanned, i told her to get out and get real close to it, if you can put your nose within 10 inches of it and not puke it might be good enuf.

I have an undisclosed video of me and a buddy playing golf in TN. Falls Creek Falls SP. Well it was early Spring, and no one else was on the course except for tons of deer and turkey... We we had ourselves a real fun Tennessee Turkey Chase that day. Took that golf cart places it shouldn't have been, but what a blast...

a whole new sport Tennessee Turkey Chase! lol...

JDawg and I picked up a dead deer on the side of the road one night (in June/July) and it had been there a few days (I had to drive by it everyday to work). We put it in the back of my Ranger and took it and put at the edge of a street leaning against a fence in front of one of his former neighbors houses. Propped it up, put a pair of sunglasses on it's head and a Marlboro in it's mouth with a newspaper taped between it's hooves (which were sticking straight out). She got quite a kick out of it when she went out at 2 am to pick up her daughter. She said the funnier part was when the City of Murphysboro showed up to get rid of it, 5 Murphy cops, a backhoe and a dump truck at 4 am.

Other than that the two of us have lots of other redneck things we've done but the statute of limitations has not run out on all of them yet so I'm shutting up now.

you know your wifes a redneck when she calls you up about picking up a roadkill fox, mine actually called me to see if i thought it would be fresh enough to get the hide soft tanned, i told her to get out and get real close to it, if you can put your nose within 10 inches of it and not puke it might be good enuf.


yes....that's funny.....I would have prolly done the same thing.....lol.


Bird.....wouldn't that had been funnier if you seen it in the paper! lol.......That is too funny......I knew you all would have some crazy stories.....

gee...I'm not sure where to start....isn't it enough that we have a sign at the driveway (made by the county hghway department bright orange) that says, "Welcome to Critterville" ? Maybe it's the various things I have hanging on fence posts to dry...Oh my there's so many redneck things around here...you'll see when we pull up at bragging rights II in our hundred year old dodge with the little plastic tub and crawl out...you'll all just roll...

Man, I thought I'd done some redneck stuff Huntrz, but you got me beat by a mile!

Life, don't act like you haven't done anything redneck....lol....Im sure you got some good stories too.....

hey who in southern illinois havnt done anything redneck just living in S.Illinois is redneck to some people im only 17 and i do some redneck things but its part of being a S. illinois man or woman right???????

I ain't denying I've done some redneck stuff (quite a bit actually). It's just that Huntrz's story made me forget my own. Has anybody else here ever jump started their car or truck off the garden tractor? How about using a tractor to get towed out after a little sight seeing? Notice the picture to the left?
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It took a 4wd tow truck to get to me, and he had to use the winch to pull it back to where the cable would reach. Honest, the map and the gps said there was a road there. 40 years ago there was, but now it goes into a private lake. Driving at night I didn't see that the road wasn't there anymore till it was too late.

I think that STUCK 4X4 Stories should get their own thread... I got lotsa those, and I'm sure most of you'uns do too...

If you ain't never got it stuck, then you shouldn't oughta have 4x4, right?

do atvs golf carts and go carts count

I don’t even know where to start. Lets see, last year in my collage speech class I did a vary nice demonstrative speech on tying fishing knots. The bad part is I used some rope(the stuff that comes with your tree stand) and a treble hook that is a foot tall with a 10inch base as my prop. In high school I would go to my teachers and tell them I was going to be “sick” on the Friday of deer season so I could get my homework. Carbondale won’t let you out to go deer hunting. Skipped school on our senior skip day, to fish a small bass tournament, not to go out drinking! Man I know there are some bad things I have done I just cant think of them.

I've not only used a garden tractor to jump start my truck i have also swapped the battery out of a garden tractor into a truck to be able to drive it. Once JDawg and I drained a garden tractors gas tanks into his Bronco II.
Using tractors to pull out a stuck truck ain't nothing new, did it several times.

Another redneck thing i've done is shoot road signs, yeah it's dangerous as hell and stupid but believe me it takes lots of talent. Jdawg was better at it though, then again he was also a good get away driver.

Are you guys brothers?

I had to "retrieve" my kiddo from Washington County Sherriff...for shooting road signs...his get away driver wasn't so good....

My pal and I stuck her Scout in a water way and manged to also stick all of Dad's tractors before we finally had to borrow one from the neighbor to get the whole mess out...

I think I figured out one of my highlights.....I always snatch up the snappers when I find them moving across the road......I spotted one, turned around to go get him and got to him just about the same time another fella did..we nearly went to the rocks over that turtle, and I finally just grabbed him and threw him the back seat, and sped off as fast as my supercharged bonneville would go!...That guy is still cussing me.....and pissed off snappers are not good for ones leather seats...
That fella should have never said, "what's a little girl like you gonna do with a turtle?"

hey i remembered some other things. two buddies and i were board one summer, we went to little Grassy lake with the big heavy john boat with the 9.9 and tried to tube. that didn’t work to well, finally one buddy left the tube out and just held on to the rope. it pulled him just under the surface, it was cool but he lost his shorts a few times.
this turtle thing reminded me of the time two buddies and i were headed home from school and passed this hippie dude pulled over in a mini-van. he was standing over this snapping turtle he had just hit. it wasnt dead just scraped up a bit. we got out and told the guy we lived in the country and would take it and turn it loose. we tossed it in the back of my 88 nissan hard body truck and left. turtle for dinner! ha we still laugh about that.

Nuttin like roadkill huh? lol..

I remember we were camping out at crab one day and my dad and my uncle's took his friend's boat out for a ride, well my dad was gone and gone and gone and then finally here they come all soakin wet.....(wish I would have had pics)
There was three of them in that little jon boat going across the lake and my dad stood up in the back while it was going and flipped it up and then it SANK!
My dad threw the old gas tank over to my uncle because he couldn't SWIM and then held on to the tip of the boat since his it wasn't even HIS! Finally they got it back to shore.....but that's not all
Then he dried everything out and had it running again and went for another boat ride the same night!!!!!...
Momma was worried then....:eek:

Are you guys brothers?
About as close as two guys could be without being each others brother or gay lover.


JDAWG is almost a full year older than me, we were each others best man in our weddings, been friends since I was 8 or 9 (I'm almost 27 he's almost 28) and we grew up in the country about 3.5 miles from town and about 1/4 mile apart. Fished, hunted, drank beer, worked, drank beer, partied, played football, drank beer, fished, drank beer and hunted together!

That's kewl you gotta best friend.......I knew my husband since like 2nd grade....he used to come to our neighborhood and play with my older brothers...but I was never allowed to go with the big kids! lol.
Anyway one day we were going through a box of old pics that my parents have and my dad said well looky here do you know this little boy...and it was my husband...we cracked up....


{Fish, beer, hunt, beer, work ,beer}
Omg....you better get your liver checked! lol

Fished, hunted, drank beer, worked, drank beer, partied, played football, drank beer, fished, drank beer and hunted together!
hell yeah brotha drinking beer fishing and hunting what more could you wish for huh i mean that all you need to live on :D

Omg....you better get your liver checked! lol

We haven't drank beer in mass quantities in 5-6 years. There was quite a life changning experience for the both of us and not long later he found a great gal and changed for the better. Our livers are fine, anymore he'll drink a few and I'll have my Jim Beam and diet coke and that's about it.

That's called Growing UP! I was just teasin.... we have all grown up besides for smokey...:D His day is coming...


We haven't drank beer in mass quantities in 5-6 years. There was quite a life changning experience for the both of us and not long later he found a great gal and changed for the better. Our livers are fine, anymore he'll drink a few and I'll have my Jim Beam and diet coke and that's about it.
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That's called Growing UP! I was just teasin.... we have all grown up besides for smokey...:D His day is coming...

He's still a young'un though so he's got plenty of time to grow up.

My wife and I found neat t-shirts at a restaurant in Iowa. On the back they say...

Eat
Drink
Fish
Repeat

My drinkins been mostly water the past few years, but we still got a pair of them.

You know your a Redneck when......
You use the antlers you dog brought up as fan pulls!
You use the pine cones out back as your crown molding!
And you hang your fishing poles on the wall! lol...:D

How ya like that? lol
http://www.siloutdoors.com/imagehosting/37046a033c786fa1.jpg

That's called Growing UP! I was just teasin.... we have all grown up besides for smokey...:D His day is coming...`

hey i figure you only live once enjoy it while you can do as many things you can before life catches up to you i broke my bones twice but that never stoped me from playing sports or having a wild time caught one of my biggest fish with a broken arm hurt like hell but it felt great landing him and letting him go and watching him swim off back into the deep waters

caught one of my biggest fish with a broken arm hurt like hell but it felt great landing him and letting him go and watching him swim off back into the deep waters

Now that's pretty redneck, fishing with a broken arm. I bet you even said "Hey y'all, watch this!" before breaking it, right?

You know we're having fun with you Smokey. It's like family. We'll make fun of you, but kick the tail end of anyone who tries hurtin' ya.

Hey Bambam, nice chandelier ya got there!

i figure im a kid only once right so enjoy it i live life on the fulliest when i can have any of you ever jumped off the kinkaid rock let me tell you its a RUSH if that dont get your blood flowin then i dont know what will

Hey Bambam, nice chandelier ya got there!
Thanks.....really it's just a ceiling fan....I just wanted to use those two antlers the dog brought up one night and was trying to think of what to use em on....
Finally I was laying in bed and thought omg, the ceiling fan pulls...hub laughed at me once again but now people always comment on em.

He really made fun of me on the pine cones, but likes em as well......You don't see that in anyones house ya know....

As for the fishing poles, well that was HIS idea........the bow's up there too now....lol....

Many times I've jumped off the cliffs at Kinkaid. Not really much of a rush to me but it is a fun thing to do once in a while. You ever jumped off from the top?

Lots of people jump off the bridge down here at the Party Cove. It's down by Cliffty...Right where it says NO JUMPING NO DIVING OFF BRIDGE! LOL...

Many times I've jumped off the cliffs at Kinkaid. Not really much of a rush to me but it is a fun thing to do once in a while. You ever jumped off from the top?


where else brotha go big or go home i live by that modo none of that little wimp stuff

OK, this one goes back a few years (about 40 year, give or take a few). Dad was away on business for the week and that was in the days when folks only had one car. My brother and I had just got back from the store and I decided to play with Dad's old air rifle in the garage. I tried catching the bb with my hand, and sure enough I did. There's still a small scar in my palm where it went in and you can still see the scar between my fingers where the doctor cut it out and sewed my hand up. Mom had to wait till our neighbor could get ready to drive us in to the doctor. I was more afraid of my mom than of being hurt, but she was relieved. Every year when Dad would be gone something would happen, and it had. I didn't even get yelled at for being so stupid. Sometimes I wonder how Mom ever survived our childhoods.

Is that redneck enough for ya?

OMG...I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO TO THAT!

Got another , when I was pregnant again.:o (that seemed to happen alot to me lately) we had to add onto the house. Well we decided to add us on a new master bedroom.....well I was out there and we put up plastic around the room because we were putting up knotty pine boards and wanted to make sure everything was sealed good........anyway we covered up everything.

Well my husband said cut out around the electrical outlets and so I did...umm with a (BIG KNIFE) :eek: and um like hit the sides big time :eek: and um got electrocuted big time.:eek: Scorched the Knife and then flipped the breaker thank god. B was on the other side of the room in shock!:eek: He was like UM what just happened ?????:confused:
And me well since I was prego, I just stood there and cried for some reason! :rolleyes: lol...

is the kid ight man well for life student i would always be more afraid of getting in trouble by the old man than the pain i had like 2-3 weeks ago i stuck a #4 treble hook through my pinky finger and i tried so hard to get it out without him having to see me i ffigured he would be mad becausehe is ill tempered and i figured "i would be wasting time" but he was kool with it

is the kid ight man well for life student i would always be more afraid of getting in trouble by the old man than the pain i had like 2-3 weeks ago i stuck a #4 treble hook through my pinky finger and i tried so hard to get it out without him having to see me i ffigured he would be mad becausehe is ill tempered and i figured "i would be wasting time" but he was kool with it

Smoke, did you ever take grammer class??

I haf tha hurdest tim readinyostuf i always git confus when u typ stuf becsuse you dnot laeve any peroids . :D

is the kid ight man well for life student i would always be more afraid of getting in trouble by the old man than the pain i had like 2-3 weeks ago i stuck a #4 treble hook through my pinky finger and i tried so hard to get it out without him having to see me i ffigured he would be mad becausehe is ill tempered and i figured "i would be wasting time" but he was kool with it

Probably cause most of us have had a hook or two get us too. I was fishing on a swimming raft (one made from 6 empty oil drums as pontoons) along with a friend. He didn't check behind him and got two of the hooks of a treble on a spinner deep in the cartilage in my ear. Dad had to tell the doc how to get the hooks out (pushing each one the rest of the way through then cutting off the barbs). Of course I needed another tetanus shot. It seems I nearly always had a current one for sume reason or another.

That happen to us all the time as well.......one night at crab though my bro caught his own arm and set the hook (ding dong) anyway he came up to the campsite and you couldn't even hardly see the hook...my dad tried and tried until both my bro and my mom wear in tears.....so we had to head off to the E.R....and my bro had to be numbed for that one....

Also my cousin ran threw a trot line they were making over the clothes line and it went ALL the way through his nose! UGH.....that was the worst one!

Also my cousin ran threw a trot line they were making over the clothes line and it went ALL the way through his nose! UGH.....that was the worst one!

That hurt just to read about. A pierced nose. If'n he was a she he'd be right in style now. :D

the worst is when i saw stevo off jackass 2 put that one through his cheek and went fishing with himself funny but dumb

I seen that when steve o did that too....that was awful!

pretty sweet thoses guys are my idols

Smoke, did you ever take grammer class??

I haf tha hurdest tim readinyostuf i always git confus when u typ stuf becsuse you dnot laeve any peroids . :D


You never anwsered me Smokey .....

Another thing I couldn't understand is he went through all that and pierced it then took it right back out........

grammer is my worst class and the whole moral of the story is that i was afraid of the old man is going to get mad at me

pretty sweet thoses guys are my idols

Smokey, I think you need to raise your standards a little bit. I'm sure you can do better than those jackasses. :cool:

haha they get paid to do the things i dont mean to do like get a fish hook stuck thru my hand and things like that i would love to chase midgets around and get rocketed off into the water you cannot tell me that you wouldnt want to do some of that stuff they do on that movie

Ok smokey I am posting a post because you said I would have bad luck if I didn't so here it is....Now Im at 667 posts.....
Dane 667 posts.......wow do I talk that much!

P.S> SMOKE usually when you have to stop and take a breath...that's time to put a period at the end of the sentence! LOL

Ok , bob just reminded me of yet another.....We had this spotlight for jugging and checking the trot lines out at crab orchard one night......well the darn switch went out on it..:mad: so we went back and the :eek: was a doorbell! lol..anyway he rigged the doorbell where the switch used to be and the darn thing WORKED! lol...The only problem now was is tha we had to hold the doorbell on instead of just turning it on like a switch.....my poor thumb was getting sore and we would take turns between us too....You don't realize how hard it is to keep holding and holding it.......another bad thing was the bugs, you all know how bad they are on the lake eps. when you got a SPOTLIGHT! Sometimes one would get by my mouth or ear or sometihng and there went the light...:D ...lol......

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/fabfive2001/DSC00937.jpg my favorite fishin lure....

haha they get paid to do the things i dont mean to do like get a fish hook stuck thru my hand

you cannot tell me that you wouldnt want to do some of that stuff they do on that movie

Now Smokey, please tell me when putting a fish hook in your hand became something you consider fun. I think just about every one of us at one time or another has had to extract a hook, and it wasn't fun for me.

My fungal friend, that makes one heck of a fish finder. Just don't drop it in your boat.

Now Smokey, please tell me when putting a fish hook in your hand became something you consider fun. I think just about every one of us at one time or another has had to extract a hook, and it wasn't fun for me.

well buddy i was laughing i didnt go crazy or nothing but i wouldnt do it again but im just saying that it wasnt as bad as i figured now as a kid i had a few and that hurt cause i was only a kid

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t309/fabfive2001/DSC00937.jpg my favorite fishin lure....

Fungusamongus def has a different view of fishing.....lol........:D

I thought everybody fished with road flares and cloths line..........

OK, being a native kentuckian I'll share some of the redneck things I have done.

1) While in college at Murray State University a buddy and I would comb the roads of Land Between the Lakes for fresh roadkills...hey, we were broke college kids then and this was FREE meat. Gas was $.95 a gallon so driving around didn't cost much. Money saved was spent on beer.

2) We used to frog gig the backwater swamps and oxbows of the Clarke's River in western KY armed with nothing more than a gig, flashlight, some old jean shorts and sneakers...a large cooler full of cold beer, a bottle of cheap bourbon, and a couple cans of Copenhagen. The purpose of this game was to get to places no one else had the balls to gig...thus they were chuck full of big frogs...and snakes but we managed unscathed.

3) I worked as a wildlife technician one summer for the University of Florida. We worked in Okefenokee Swamp in south Georgia. I waded amongst gators and cottonmouths all summer for $7.00/hour...you believe that? But heck, I got to drive an airboat and ride in a helicopter so that was cool.

4) A good buddy of mine in western Kentucky and I would always hunt squirrels on opening day on a farm near his house. After we'd killed our limit we'd clean 'em and hand 'em to his mom to parboil. Before we knoew she'd cook us up one heck of a squirrel breakfast which consisted of southern fried squirrel, homemade biscuits, and squirrel gravy. My buddy would extract the squirrel brains and him and his dad would eat 'em in their scrambled eggs. I layed off the scrambled eggs and brains though...I'm not that big of a redneck!

5) I was in Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity at Murray State. Our nickname was "Alpha Gamma Rednecks". We had a formal dance at the end of the semester at a resort on Kentucky Lake. On the way home from it, I had a big chew of Levi Garrett in and spit it out the window. Well, the slop got caught on a wind and splatted all over my date's face and dress. Oops! I think I still have a bruise on my arm from where that girl hit me!

6) Last but not least, and once again while in college,...the most redneck thing I've ever done. I got "intimate" with a coed in a cattle pasture. We even woke up there...thankfully, before the farmer found us! The story is...I was driving this girl home from a frat party and she friggin' couldn't remember where she lived cause she drank too much of our hooch. Well, we are driving through the back roads southwest of Murray and next thing I know she's all over me. So, I pulled off onto an old dirt road and it wasn't about to happen in the little cab of my old Toyota 4 x 4. Sooo, we traversed a barbed wire fence and found a nice soft patch of fescue in the cattle pasture. To this day, I still don't know how we avoided the meadow muffins.

Oh, the good ol' days!!

Joe

5) On the way home from it, I had a big chew of Levi Garrett in and spit it out the window. Well, the slop got caught on a wind and splatted all over my date's face and dress. Oops! I think I still have a bruise on my arm from where that girl hit me!



Joe



I saw some chicks chewing at the homecoming last week. They were young too... 16-18ish. Not often you see two chicks repeatedly spittin. Out west it was no big thing... lotsa chicks chewed out there, just the 1st ones I've seen here... you should taken on of them to the dance...:D

OK, being a native kentuckian I'll share some of the redneck things I have done.

1) While in college at Murray State University a buddy and I would comb the roads of Land Between the Lakes for fresh roadkills...hey, we were broke college kids then and this was FREE meat. Gas was $.95 a gallon so driving around didn't cost much. Money saved was spent on beer.

Oh, the good ol' days!!

Joe

OMG- COMB THE ROADS! lol...It would be nice if gas went back down to .95 we are spending 100 a week now.......:(

Anyway, bob my great aunt always chewed. Cracked me up! She lived to be in her 80's and was still chewing. She always wore a dress and had her hair done freq. but still had a big wad in her mouth......

Which reminds me of yet another redneck story......
It was time to take showers at the campground one night so we all took my dad's truck to the showerhouse. Well my dad always got done before we did. He decided to take a chew and use the pepsi can that was there. Well I didn't know it when I came out I was thirsty as could be and took a big ol swig of skoal and pepsi.....eww....talk about make you wanna throw up......After that I would always ask my bro and my dad, um did you use this? lol...

WE HAVE A WINNER! WE HAVE A WINNER! you're killin' me Joe!
An old friend of mine got me eating fried squirrel heads, really pretty good, we would eat the cheek meat, the tongue, (would give ya goose bumps when your teeth clanged against the squirrel teeth), then the finally, crack the skull and pop the brain out, my buddy said his brother and him used to fight over them when they were kids.

Oh gosh bambam, your story just reminded me of another one of my redneck stories. We went down to KY to visit my parents a few years ago and I had dipped all the way down while spitting in a Pepsi bottle. Well, I usually like to clean the trash out of the vehicle after a trip and I just happened to put the Pepsi bottle/spitoon on the counter. Well, my mom comes in from working out in the garden and takes a big ol' swig of Skoal juice thinking it was Pepsi! She liked to killed me...she was pi$$ed at me all weekend! Surprisingly she didn't vomit.

Bob, there were alot of girls from the equine and rodeo teams at Murray State that used to come to our frat parties. Alot of them dipped Copenhagen and could drink a man under the friggin' table. Also, I dated a girl back home whose mom dipped Skoal finecut wintergreen like it was goin' out of style.

Bambam, that reminds me of when I was stationed in Japan. Several of my coworkers would chew and spit in pop cans. Yeah, once in a while someone would grab the wrong can.

I thought everybody fished with road flares and cloths line..........

Your crazy Fungusamongus......

[QUOTE=Joe;7893]Oh gosh bambam, your story just reminded me of another one of my redneck stories. We went down to KY to visit my parents a few years ago and I had dipped all the way down while spitting in a Pepsi bottle. Well, I usually like to clean the trash out of the vehicle after a trip and I just happened to put the Pepsi bottle/spitoon on the counter. Well, my mom comes in from working out in the garden and takes a big ol' swig of Skoal juice thinking it was Pepsi! She liked to killed me...she was pi$$ed at me all weekend! Surprisingly she didn't vomit.

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That's so gross....eps cause it's warm......ugh.....lol....I think I turned green but didn't throw up......

A friend of mine stopped to looks at a truck in this yard and he started to talk to the ol boy and was taking a long time. His wife and kids where in the van waiting one of his boys had to pee real bad. Well the guy kept talkin and talkin and talkin so his wife had the boy pee in a McDz cup and put the lid back on. Well you all probably know the rest....The guy got back in and went down the road and before she could tell him it happened..........

I hope you didn't crash when you figured it out...

This came up in chat.... really happened, and yes it hurt...


Sunnies chewed my nipple in the Black river during a float trip.

Good thing it wasn't saugers or gar. OUCH!

I did that (I'm an idiot for swearing)(I'm an idiot for swearing)(I'm an idiot for swearing)(I'm an idiot for swearing) fish hook thing yesterday w/a (I'm an idiot for swearing)(I'm an idiot for swearing)(I'm an idiot for swearing)(I'm an idiot for swearing) Gahatsu 5/0 circle hook. Reached past my boat rod rack in the garage to get the power washer and ran that dude right past the barb in my left index finger. Tried to pull it out by hand and I couldn't. I though about that techique of using the line but the eye end was sticking way out past my finger and I was a little perturbed...Ended up taking pole and all over to my truck and getting a pair of needle nose to jerk it out. It was still a bear pulling it out. Tough skin or sumthin'. That dude bled like the devil for about 2 minutes and then stopped completely. Dang sore this mornin'. Told the kids and they figured I'd beat my record of biggest thing caught so far. Found it dang funny too durn them.

Please tell me your tetanus shot is up to date! They are good for 10 years....soo....if it's been more than 10 years since anyones last tetanus shot...get them updated!!! (okay I did work for public health...LOL)

i tried the whole jerking thing and it moved it down but it never came out so i had to do the whole sting around the bend in the hook trick (thank god for bill dance) and thats actully works like a charm my dad says (he was the one pulling on the string) that is came out really easy he just gave it a little pressure and it came out but i knew he was just wanting to jerk as hard as he could (that guy is the biggest ass in the world

All my shots, rabies, distemper, etc are in good standing..LOL

i my dad says (he was the one pulling on the string) that is came out really easy he just gave it a little pressure and it came out but i knew he was just wanting to jerk as hard as he could (that guy is the biggest ass in the world

OK, I have to admit I'm tempted to say "Like father, like son." here. I won't though. I probably would've been tempted to give it a good jerk if I was in his shoes too.

All my shots, rabies, distemper, etc are in good standing..LOL

You aren't planning on going out and biting your dogs, are you?

I've almost always had an up to date tetanus shot. Seems there's always some reason to be in an emergency room getting a new one.

Well I don't know if its the most redneck thing I've ever done but it's one I can share whith you all . I was about twelve years old so this goes back 20 years are so . My dad took me to horse shoe lake to shoot doves they started to fly really well everyone in the field was shooting . I had a dove come in right over the top of the sunflowers I pepperd the dove and heard hey you SOB that was pretty low right then my gut completely flipped . That feeling you get like just before your in a car accident or something . About 30 seconds later I hear you SOB I'm bleedin . I whent over to go talk to the guy needles to say he was goin a little nuts he had a trickle of blood comeing out of his cheek where the pellet lobbed over the sun flower patch and caught him. I think if I wouldn't had been a kid I'm not to sure what he would've done. So one of the most redneck things I've ever done was shoot a guy dove hunting at horseshoelake. So if anyone knows an oleboy that caught a pellet at horseshoe from some kid please tell him sorry the stakes where a little to close together.

I had a dove come in right over the top of the sunflowers I pepperd the dove and heard hey you SOB that was pretty low right then my gut completely flipped . That feeling you get like just before your in a car accident or something . About 30 seconds later I hear you SOB I'm bleedin .


HEY! I shot a buddy of mine while dove hunting back in PA... I told him to stand one place, and he moved. When my wounded bird jumped, he was in the line of fire about 10 rows in the corn. I wouldn't have hit him if he stayed where I told him to... We squeezed a pellet or 2 outta him too ;)

I did feel bad about it, and am REALLY glad he wasn't seriously hurt....just goes to show you can NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL when handling a weapon.

So one of the most redneck things I've ever done was shoot a guy dove hunting at horseshoelake.

That qualifies you for the vice presidency, doesn't it?

This was even back in the day you could use lead in a state field . I was shook up and had to go tell my dad what happen he told go back and hunt . I don't think I fired a shot the rest of the day and haven't been to horse shoe to dove hunt since.

i think at rend my buddy almost got shot hunting pheasents they didnt mow and the weeds were so tall and his dog got ran over that day to but its still alive and my dad is an ass after i got in a rollover accedent and no i wasnt driving i was in the strecher at the hospital and straped down i had a broken wrist and knew it and told him that i did so whats he do he smacks me in the arm with a water bottle and his hand if i wasnt straped down i would have done something

My grandpa took my blind uncle hunting and guess what happened he got shot.....lol.....I thought how silly to take a blind man hunting.......Oh and also lol we where camping and he would always walk around the campgrounds and talk to everyone.....well then he went up to the showerhouse and on the way back he stopped at the wrong camper ......he thought it was his....and a lady was in there with a freggin gun!!!! He said Don't shoot Dont shoot IM blind.......

Oh and um also he ate a cake with ants on it one time at a family reunion. It was left sitting out and he thought it was brown sprinkles until someone told him.........ugh! Gross! Poor Unc...lol

My Uncle was chairbound from a car crash...but he and dad still hunted...he had the guys fix him a wheelchair with mudder tires and away they went....I loved going to his house..he must have subscribed to every outdoor magazine in print in the 60's and early 70's....I could sit and look at those for days and talk with him about fishing and hunting...maybe that's why I'd rather shoot outdoors/nature than people any day....

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maybe that's why I'd rather shoot outdoors/nature than people any day....

......well and shooting people is kinda illegal don't ya think?
:D :D :D :D :D :D

It's tourist season, ain't it? :D

Just kidding there guys. Don't go shooting the tourists. They're all that stand between our state parks and our legislators. Those you just vote out of office (if you can muster enough votes to outnumber the cemetery votes from Chicago and ESL).

......well and shooting people is kinda illegal don't ya think?
:D :D :D :D :D :D

well.....in our neighborhood....:D :D :D ROFL

I would have to say that back in high school, over on the Fayette co. line there is a Baptist church camp, anyway they have one of them giant slides like at the state fair, we used to head out after school in the winter on the old truck hood sled (the best) ride them out to the slide then sneak in and we had a rope run to the top with 5 gal. buckets, that we filled from the well and would poor them down the slide until it was solid ice, LOL, you would make the first "hump" and that usually was it, the next solid thing was frozen ground, LOL, at about 70 mph....man, what a bunch of dumbarse kids! show at at school the next day lookin like we were in a gang fight somewhere.....LOL

I would have to say that back in high school, over on the Fayette co. line there is a Baptist church camp, anyway they have one of them giant slides like at the state fair, we used to head out after school in the winter on the old truck hood sled (the best) ride them out to the slide then sneak in and we had a rope run to the top with 5 gal. buckets, that we filled from the well and would poor them down the slide until it was solid ice, LOL, you would make the first "hump" and that usually was it, the next solid thing was frozen ground, LOL, at about 70 mph....man, what a bunch of dumbarse kids! show at at school the next day lookin like we were in a gang fight somewhere.....LOL

Omg....Lol.....
We used to use Baby Powder on the one at Ferne Clyffe State Park and it worked really good. It was pretty steep....we use to fly down that and then walk around with white butts! lol..

OK, I think I saw the ultimate in redneck today, and it wasn't even me doing it. I saw a wedding party go to the photo studio at Walmart to get their wedding pictures taken.

the whole party????? Mom's dad's flower girls?

the whole party????? Mom's dad's flower girls?

Yep. The whole group.

hey wal-mart is the one stop shoping center you know haha

Had to use the gift card on something!? LOL

never know they could have been returning some gifts also

Oh now that gives a whole new meaning to cheap wedding photography....oh lord..it is definitely time for me to get out of the wedding biz......

Well at least they were nice enough to put a pillow under your head. LOL

after he passed out i thik he might have been beaten with bats and golf clubs they gave it to you, kids can be brutal sometimes but if there was a drunk guy laying out i would have to do something to him just for fun

... and I didn't want to cut any hole in my classic camper. Enter redneck engineering... Notice I used all the required tools for the job... Duct tape.;)

LOOKS NICE:
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In Between:
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The Unit:
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Oh for crying out loud...say it isn't so ..you really didn't do this did you??? Oh I know you did....this probably gets the redneck prize....

I can't believe it either......Although the last time went camping we ended up at stayed forever....we bought one for are tent.......lol:eek: . Yes, our tent.......Our tent has two entrances so...we went into benton walmart one afternoon and we bought an air conditioner and stuck it in the back entrance back by the woods...Then we all decided to lay down. It was nice and cool in there then.
The funny things is you should have seen our neighbors we where camping by that night ........They had no idea we went and bought a air conditioner and they were freaking out thinking that we all laid down in the tent in 100* weather.lol..

ok now i know your a redneck bob....lol it WAS debatable but you just blew that all to hell. lmao

hey Bob just don't get in a huff and leave with out detachin that...........

...we went into benton walmart one afternoon and we bought an air conditioner and stuck it in the back entrance back by the woods...

So you're the ones who bought the last one! We went there with the same plan but they were all out of window air conditioners. All they had were the expensive roll-around room A/Cs and the "personal air conditioners" that you have to keep loading with ice cubes. I can tell you from experience that those ice cube units work great when it's in the low 90's, but can't overcome 100 degrees.

And Bob, you've joined the proud ranks of rednecks here. That's a mighty fine redneck A/C setup.

I stuck one in a tent door before. I worked good to keep us cool but I found out you have to watch so the cool air stays away from the air intake just below where the cool air comes out. If it starts recirculating the air it will cause the coils to freeze up. You can stick a chunk of cardboard under the cold air outlet to direct the air up and away from the intake. I guess it trys to recirculate because it was in such a small space. Also it seams like we had problems with moisture in the tent the next morning. But over all it was better than sleeping in you sweat all night. It helps if you put the door of the tent in a location which is lower than the rest of the tent so the water coming out the back drains away from the tent....

AC in tents??? Oh for heaven's sake...I can't even imagine...we backpack our stuff in usually..and I'm not gonna be the one with the AC unit strapped on my pack! I do good to keep the AC in the house....just one window unit downstairs and one in the bedroom....Thank heavens we have lots of shade!

I stuck one in a tent door before. I worked good to keep us cool but I found out you have to watch so the cool air stays away from the air intake just below where the cool air comes out. If it starts recirculating the air it will cause the coils to freeze up. You can stick a chunk of cardboard under the cold air outlet to direct the air up and away from the intake. I guess it trys to recirculate because it was in such a small space. Also it seams like we had problems with moisture in the tent the next morning. But over all it was better than sleeping in you sweat all night. It helps if you put the door of the tent in a location which is lower than the rest of the tent so the water coming out the back drains away from the tent....

Yes, lol...We did the same thing fungus, All I could find at the time was two greeting cards..lmao so we stuck them in there. We also kept it on 66 the whole time that way it stayed cool in there. By sticking the greetings cards in there sideways, it blew the air up and it circulated alot better. Otherwise it was just kickin off after about three minutes. And it wasn't enough to get cool unless you sit right in front of it which would kick it off too.. We didn't have any moisture problems that I can remember. We noticed not to have anything around it or blocking it. Also we had ours sloped down in the back too so it would drain properly....It worked out really good for us and the kids since it was the middle of June. And we weren't the only ones in the campgrounds with the same idea...I kinda felt stupid and then when we drove around there were others..lol The only problem was my dad and my father-in-law didn't get their father's day cards until two weeks later! LMAO :D

The only problem was my dad and my father-in-law didn't get their father's day cards until two weeks later! LMAO :D

After you dried them off, right?

Well, you asked. About a month ago we had these big wasps in our back yard. They were living in holes in the ground.
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so,we did the only thing a redneck would do...........WE BURNED THEM OUT!!!!


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the faces have been blurred to protect the stupid.:eek:

that looks real smart, a jug of gasoline in one hand and a flame in the other, standing next to a burning nest of wasps!
I learned my lesson years ago trying to start a bonfire with some white gas! that stuff is like rocket fuel and the fumes will explode if you're not careful. we had a big party, wood piled up for the bonfire, I poured a gallon of white gas across the top of the wood, everyone was standing around the pile, kids holding hands, my buddy had a stick lit to throw on the fire when I got out of the way, when he tossed it on the pile, it was like a bomb going off, flames everywhere, kids & adults running in every direction, screaming! the firemen in lenzburg and new athens thought a house blew up, luckily no one was hurt.

ok now i know your a redneck bob....lol it WAS debatable but you just blew that all to hell. lmao

Now I'm Bona Fide:D

Now I'm Bona Fide:D

Does that mean you gotta marry that crazy woman in Oh Brother Where Art Thou? :D

Not only that, but president of the club. Bambam even showed us the headline.

I think these fellas should get our vote:
http://suburbanjournals.stltoday.com/articles/2007/08/26/news/law_and_order/sj2tn20070825-0826ndj_naked.ii1.txt
I'm not sure why we didn't think of this one before these guys..LOL

I think these fellas should get our vote:
http://suburbanjournals.stltoday.com/articles/2007/08/26/news/law_and_order/sj2tn20070825-0826ndj_naked.ii1.txt
I'm not sure why we didn't think of this one before these guys..LOL

That's in Missouri though, right? Granted they do deserve some recognition though.

I can't agree with their taste in beer though.

IL. has a desoto too....not big but just south of where the Dq state fair is.......

Yeah, but one of the guys was from Hillsboro, and Hillsboro, IL is quite a ways from De Soto, IL. Hillsboro, MO is just up the road from De Soto, MO.

oh ok .............

Of course I could be wrong, but playing the odds on whether it was Illinois or Missouri.

Either way, that was definitely a redneck robbery. Poor taste in beer though IMHO.

Now these guys (http://www.bnd.com/news/weird_news/story/121781.html) give rednecks a bad name. Couldn't they come up with a better story than "neither one of us was in control of the pickup, so neither one of us was driving drunk"?

Life on two seperate occasions when I was working EMS I had drunk drivers tell me after they had crashed, that the dog was driving...yes twice! And one was a rat terrier..so we all knew he couldn't reach the pedals...the other was a gorgeous German shepard..who maybe could have...:D

How drunk does a guy have to be to think his rat terrier can drive a stick shift?

How drunk does a guy have to be to think his rat terrier can drive a stick shift?

you see, that was the cause of the crash...Scruffy couldn't drive a stick..dumped the clutch...ROFL

Oooh, good one Gretchen!

the family wagon... http://www.siloutdoors.com/imagehosting/30146ed571647f1d.jpg

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Only In Silo!

Gee Fun, didn't your wife get a little miffed about you not washing it afterward?

Gee Fun, didn't your wife get a little miffed about you not washing it afterward?
??? wash it?? Thats the new paint....:D

What I want to know is where did you find the paint??? It's still sooo dry around here...you weren't in the mud pit at Pop a top were you? It was maybe leftover from yesterday...

My four year old niece likes to help out during hunting season. She carries our dead ducks through the house to show off to everyone and she kisses them before we gut them. How's that for redneck? :)
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Isn't she adorable?

That pic should be called duck duck goose! lol......so cute chy...

As long as she still eats 'em afterward. :D

When my daughter was 2 I brought back some freshly shot quail. She wanted to touch them so I figured if I didn't make a big deal of it she wouldn't. She helped me eat the quail too. Now she hunts more often than I ever have.

went to a buddies yesterday for a squirrel fry, and we eat the heads! no kiddin Bam! here's a few photos from our RedNeckSquirrelFryBonfire! yes, that's a deer rack hangin' on the tree behind the fire. second photo looks like a dragon, doesn't it? maybe it's just me.

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puff the magic dragon.....

Yeah it does look like a dragon. Real cool!

puff the magic dragon.....

G beat me to it.......what is up wit hthe faces and dragons and crap in your fires? lol
and ugh sq. heads....gross......

Well seeings how I live WAY up north in IL, our redneck adventures are somewhat limited (unless we're back down in S. IL, then the possibilities are ndless!).

Up here we do "redneck sledding" which not suprisingly is pulling the kids around in the snow with an ATV.

hey we do that too here, until the trash can lid breaks......lol......

Uncle Matt, I know rednecks that live on the U.P. Heck, some of my cousins up there still wear mullets! Now if anything cries out redneck, a mullet does. Under pressure I'd even admit to being related to those guys.

man i wish i had a mullet man those things are the baddiest its all bussiness int the front.............party in the back haha yea

I took a lake bath last weekend while hunting in the shawnee. It was quit refreshing.

was it in a creek?

was it in a creek?

No it was in One Horse Gap lake near Golconda. The fish are probably floating now.:D

man i wish i had a mullet man those things are the baddiest its all bussiness int the front.............party in the back haha yea

Somehow I missed this one....
business in the front:confused:
party in the back:rolleyes:


only smoke...........:D

So Smoke, what's keeping you from growing your mullet? Going for that Billy Cyrus look? Gonna do a little Achy Breaky Heart for us?

So Smoke, what's keeping you from growing your mullet? Going for that Billy Cyrus look? Gonna do a little Achy Breaky Heart for us?

Dane Life........your on a row tonight......:eek:

You know they got different types of mullets too..........I think I like the mudflap mullet the best...........that's hot!!! :rolleyes:


Smokey's gonna join the mullitia......:eek: :eek:

well if i had a mullet i would perform anything you wanted cuz if i had a mullet i dont think i would be to imbarresed about anything haha and a yea its all business in the front party in the back the front looks like your a business man but the back is like a ponytail haha

dang bam have you never heard of that

it is to hot for long hair and its hard to grow out long hair

Smoke, have you seen my hair recently? It's longer than Bam's, I guarantee. You're telling me how long it is to grow long hair? Besides, it's starting to cool off now, so it isn't quite so uncomfy.

Now back to the redneck thang (don't wanna drift too far from the topic), what's stopping you?

stopping me from growing it man well lets see a its hot and i hate long hair thats y man

Smoke, have you seen my hair recently? It's longer than Bam's, I guarantee. You're telling me how long it is to grow long hair? Besides, it's starting to cool off now, so it isn't quite so uncomfy.

Now back to the redneck thang (don't wanna drift too far from the topic), what's stopping you?

How do I get in the middle of everything.......My hair is short now life......I just got it whacked off not to long ago because of the heat and well I was pulling it up in a pony half the time...........Well I guess you can see that in my avatar pic huh.............lol.......

How long is is to grow long hair life????? lol......

Mines about 7 inches or so now. It's gotta get to over a foot before I get it cut. Then I'm keeping it short again.

And Bam, you end up in the middle of stuff just cause you're such a fun person.

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:D :D :D :D :D :D

We were talking about my hair Huntrz. I'm growing it out to donate to Locks of Love. After that it's staying short.

(What were you thinking, pray tell?)

And dad blame it, Bam ain't much better. :cool:

I knew it............lol..........I knew what the requirements were......lol.....


My daughter did that life when she was 6 I think it was.............She saw a show on tv about it and begged me to do it .....so it took a long time but she did it and we went in for the big cut.......I was so proud of her though......

She said she wouldn't wanna have no hair at all , so she will give a little girl some of hers......isn't that precious....;)


She was kinda in shock after the big cut though......and it was short....:eek:

One of my nieces recently donated to them and one of my coworkers did a couple years ago. Now how can we relate this to doing redneck stuff so we aren't guilty of hijacking this thread agin?

So Smokey, you still haven't answered my question?

wat question

I've asked you a couple times what's keeping you from growing that mullet. I've got a few cousins who have mullets.

stopping me from growing it man well lets see a its hot and i hate long hair thats y man

I think he anwsered you here life.........lol

And Life, Mullets are very Redneck......I think we are good to go on this thread............:D :D

Cool. Wouldn't want to stray too far from the straight and narrow.

As for Smokey's excuse, I thought I countered it when I reminded him it's starting to cool off. As for hating long hair, how can he hate long hair but like mullets? That's contradictory.

While going through the woods yest, I notice the neighbor kiddies playing on the REDNECK teeter totter....lol....pretty neat huh....lol.and it even goes over the creek too.......:D :D


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While looking for shrooms at the tree line I found this.......

Guess this is what happens when you miss your target huh??? lol.
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How thick was the wood that came through?

Life, that didn't go through......lol......I don't know what happend to my pic though.......guess I deleted it.....

I can't believe you actually deleted a picture Bam!

I can't believe you actually deleted a picture Bam!

rofl i had too lol

Now if you'd used a lame answer like that with one of your kids, you know good and well you'd spend the next half hour answering 'why?' over and over again.

Well life, I was eating popcorn when I replied to that and just typed with one hand....
I ran out of room on photobucket again and had to delete some pictures on there.....They only allow 1000 pictures on each account......that wasn't a very important pic so I deleted it.......Is that better? lol.....

Bam..just ask Bob to up your limit here...you've posted over a thousand pics on photobucket..that means you've posted a thousand like here? I only use photobucket for the ones I post to snap...and now if it's one's that I also post here....I use the image host from here...or vice versa...
Yikes! even I don't have a full photo bucket account..maybe you should ante up the 25 bucks a year and have a pro account...actually I don't think it's image number but rather size..if you resize them before you upload to photobucket to about 1024 on the long side...you should have room for closer to 10,000.....

Well if I am uploading alot I like to use photobucket because of the bulk uploader......you can upload so many really quick.....I think I only have like 300 or so on here.......Actually I have two photobucket accts........:D lol.....

jeez..and I thought I uploaded lots of pics...I guess most of the places I upload to are a direct upload...try resizing then though..that will probably make a hug difference..and truthfully..for image hosting..the 25 bucks a year is pretty cheap...I think I pay more than that at pbase...but it's more of gallery type system than a hosting site...

So Bam, does deleting a picture when you thought you'd posted it count as a redneck thang?

I did post it for a couple days...:rolleyes:.....
You know I prolly have it somewhere still in this mess......

I can't let B forget he messed up another muzzie broadhead...........lol

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Are you trying to tell Bam to not try so hard? :D

I love your 'pullmyfinger' smiley. Now that's redneck.

Trust me I don't have to try too hard........I wonder sometimes how we aian't got kicked out of the association.....ROFL!

No Bam, you get kicked out if you have to try too hard to be redneck. If it comes natural, you're a life member.

OMG...I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO TO THAT!

Got another , when I was pregnant again.:o (that seemed to happen alot to me lately) we had to add onto the house. Well we decided to add us on a new master bedroom.....well I was out there and we put up plastic around the room because we were putting up knotty pine boards and wanted to make sure everything was sealed good........anyway we covered up everything.

Well my husband said cut out around the electrical outlets and so I did...umm with a (BIG KNIFE) :eek: and um like hit the sides big time :eek: and um got electrocuted big time.:eek: Scorched the Knife and then flipped the breaker thank god. B was on the other side of the room in shock!:eek: He was like UM what just happened ?????:confused:
And me well since I was prego, I just stood there and cried for some reason! :rolleyes: lol...

See Life, mine wasn't a butter knife....does that make it better or worse though......lol

See Life, mine wasn't a butter knife....does that make it better or worse though......lol

Well Bam, a butter knife wouldn't have done the job anyway. You really should've used a utility knife though. They don't go deep enough to hit the wires (usually). Using a BIG knife really was worse. :eek:

I guess FungusAmongus would be the expert on trying to cut around outlet boxes with butter knives though, wouldn't he?

I know its been a while since this was posted but did anyone see the beer bottle in the background of the picture of the A/C unit on the ground?

Redneck confirmation!

Wanted to share this email I got. This looks like the right place for it!


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

Using tractors to pull out a stuck truck ain't nothing new, did it several times.


What about using a tractor to pull out a tractor that got stuck pulling out a tractor that got stuck pulling out a 4x4 jeep?

Wolf I have not been in a pull like that, but I have been in a tractor pulling out a truck that got hung up pulling out another truck that was hung.

What about using a tractor to pull out a tractor that got stuck pulling out a tractor that got stuck pulling out a 4x4 jeep?

Yes wolfgang..I actually did that only it was an IH Scout that somebody:rolleyes: buried in a waterway...by the time I was getting the last tractor out of the shed..my Dad got home..and it wasn't exactly pretty! LOL

I wonder who that somebody was. Would it be the person I've often heard speak lovingly of the Scouts she used to own? Huh?

actually Life, it's my best pal that has the herd of scouts..but since we always had access to each others vehicles, house, etc.:rolleyes:.we were going after a cedar tree for a Christmas tree ( Had two monsters strapped to the top no less)..and it wasn't froze quite as solid as we thought...It was literally like a scene from a National Lampoon movie..her little girl kept say.."Grandpa..I told em not to go there..." My dad got as much milage out of that story as he did out of the one where I fell into the feeder throwing hay off the tractor...and couldn't get out! When the roads out our way were bad in the winter..he left one tractor out so folks could use it if they needed to...that kind of thing just doesn't happen anymore...

http://www.playcornhole.org/

At least this time it was in Florida (which is earning a pretty bad rep with this sorta thing) instead of SIL.

http://www.bnd.com/430/story/248272.html :eek:

http://www.playcornhole.org/

Now that just don't sound right Red! After looking at the site I saw it isn't what it sounds like, but it still just don't sound right. :eek:

Hey, we play it here and call it "Bags". That's better isn't it? My kids and the 20 yr somethings love it. Mucho brews consumed betwen those boards.

I'm sorry the wife got killed, BUT who does something like this?:confused::eek:

http://www.ksdk.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=142900&provider=top

Good grief. That one does take the cake.

Yep. When I read about that I immediately thought that's the kind of guy who gives rednecks a reputation. Can't find a drill that'll get through your wall, use your .22.

That story reminds me of a fella I knew up in Jersey Co. He kept coming home at night and his wife's tomcat kept marking the inside of their trailer up. One night he came home and Tom had left him a present of a larger nature on his pillow. He being of a cocktailing nature came home and laid down on same w/out turning on the lights. Needless to say, a battle between Mr Intoxicated and said Tomcat ensued w/a .22 rifle. 7 rounds later and a cat minus a tail, the trailer was riddled, the cat escaped and the trailer looked like a war zone and crime scene. Tom has left for more personable accomodations and owner is sans 1 cat w/ bad house manners. Now that...is when ya know yer a redneck..LOL If ya happen to live in Jersey Co, I will not mention any names..LOL

What an idiot!

Since it is mushroom huntin season I shall share my most redneck story. In the spring of '97 or '98 I was a student a Eastern Illinois University. I lived on the first floor of Taylor hall, the "quiet lifestyle floor." After a nite out of partying with one of my Chicago buddies I decided to fry some morels I had found in my hometown of Effingham. He had never heard of such tasty treats and we both were severely suffering from the muchies. So I fired up the fry daddy in our floor study/computer area as not to bother my roomate. As the smell of hot oil and deep fried mushrooms whiffed down the halls, the building director who lived at the end of the hall awoke to the smell of what she thought was a fire. She ran down the hall screaming and began pounding on the floor's room assistant door. He awoke and they hurriedly tracked down the burning smell. They startled two very hungry and red-eyed fellows about to enjoy their first batch of mushrooms. They were not too happy and scolded me, saying they had nearly pulled the fire alarm to evacuate nearly 600-800 sleepy students. That being said they quickly went to bed more concerned with sleep so Terry and I could enjoy our early morning snack and a few keystone lights to wash them down with.:p

Since it is mushroom huntin season I shall share my most redneck story. In the spring of '97 or '98 I was a student a Eastern Illinois University. I lived on the first floor of Taylor hall, the "quiet lifestyle floor." After a nite out of partying with one of my Chicago buddies I decided to fry some morels I had found in my hometown of Effingham. He had never heard of such tasty treats and we both were severely suffering from the muchies. So I fired up the fry daddy in our floor study/computer area as not to bother my roomate. As the smell of hot oil and deep fried mushrooms whiffed down the halls, the building director who lived at the end of the hall awoke to the smell of what she thought was a fire. She ran down the hall screaming and began pounding on the floor's room assistant door. He awoke and they hurriedly tracked down the burning smell. They startled two very hungry and red-eyed fellows about to enjoy their first batch of mushrooms. They were not too happy and scolded me, saying they had nearly pulled the fire alarm to evacuate nearly 600-800 sleepy students. That being said they quickly went to bed more concerned with sleep so Terry and I could enjoy our early morning snack and a few keystone lights to wash them down with.:p

So were they good? lol

There must be a lack of things to do in the city of St Louis?:confused:

I hope the Park Ranger makes a full and quick recovery!

Around 5:30 a.m. a U.S. Park Ranger saw four men destroying barricades and throwing them in the river................

http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=149049&catid=3

well STL is a little safer.....

At least the bastidge who attacked him got his suitable punishment, far worse than the courts would have been allowed to give him.

This type of vandalism and attacking park rangers is uncalled for.

Here's my stupid human trick/redneck "thing".
A friend of mine joined the Army after high school. Once on leave from Fort Campbell he brought home some "supplies". Grenade simulators and field flairs.
We decided to run around in his van and provide a rolling fireworks display. In the end a field flair that was shot out of the passenger window (by me) didn't quite make it out of the van and caught me and the van on fire. By the time I got my shirt off of me (1 1/2 seconds) I was pretty much burned from the my head to my waist (sulfur from the flair mostly).
I yelled to my buddy to stop the van but he already bailed and I had to turn the ignition off and jam into park!
The van burned exploding all of the grenade simulators as we walked back to town to his sisters house. She doctored me up and I visited the doctor the next morning.
Fortunately I don't have any scares from it all.
By the way, the police and the folks at Fort Campbell put two and two together and figured out that my friend should no longer be in charge of supplies and was busted down in rank.
How I survived my teenage years over 30 yrs ago I'll never know!

Most redneck thing I've ever done......Well, I have attended the Testicle Festival in Mt. Sterling, IL. It is what it sounds like. You eat goat, calf, hog, sheep, and turkey testicles.

Yep, that's definitely redneck. Didn't know they had a festival like that in Illinois. Had a kid working for me several years ago who too a vacation to go to OK for a calf fries festival. Same thing only from just bovines. So now the big question, do they taste like chicken? :D

They aren't bad really. The best were the turkey actually. Imagine all of the jokes made that evening. I won't elaborate because I'm sure everyone can imagine

Ok I just remembered this one....I finally convinced B to go tanning with me one night before our wedding....Well come to find out he didn't take off his necklace and he had a little gold " bass" charm on it and it fried him...lol You could see the whole imprint of the fish .......ROFL

And needless to say it was still on his neck at the wedding even though the necklace wasn't....too bad my pics burnt! :(

Don't know if this would qualify as redneck but as kids used to catch chickens and put them to sleep by putting the head under the wing and rocking them back and forth .Gently set them down and they will sometimes sleep quite a while .
I've been treated as a child for pink eye and ringworm, both from a veteranarian.
My brother pulled his shoulder out of place and my stepdad put one hand on his shoulder and grabbed his wrist and pulled fast. The shoulder popped right back in place.
Studabaker car hoods make neat sleds on the longer hills. Mike

Took the kids to da park the other day and seen this.....look like everyone don't need a trailer!!!!:rolleyes:

I made sure to conceal the drivers' identity! lol

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/bambam203silo/PARK.jpg

U know ur a redneck when someone calls u and it's the wrong number and u still talk to them!lol. :p


This older lady called our house looking for her son..I said no he's not here u got the wrong number....then she said oh this isn't ( John Doe's ) house...I said no but come to find out I knew who she was talking about....and knew his right phone number.....lol.....After that we got to talking forever and then she said she had an appointment and had to leave.......IDK if she ever even got to call him then....lol

B said that didn't surprize him as he thinks I'd prolly sit down and talk to a tree stump! :o

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B said that didn't surprize him as he thinks I'd prolly sit down and talk to a tree stump! :o

You mean you don't?

No I have, I was last night........ROFLMAO!

well, let me think a bit here, but have to be the time............ well had a guy at work, he was as green as could be. a good friend was in on it. we just returned from a turkey huntin weekend. heck we told him the story while turkey huntin we found these porcupine eggs. we told him how we had em at rons house under a light and all. after a lot of BS ing him. he asked if he could have a couple, heck yes we was glad to let him have a few. told him how he had to roll them several times daily careful like, have them under a light, not to hot not to cold, and they should hatch in a few weeks. well here is were the story gets good. we broguht in some cockabur seeds. he was lookin at them, and we told him to be careful withem'. said he do as told him to. we asked at times how they was doing and all. after weeks went, he could not figure out why they was not hatching, heck, we had to tell em the truth. he was a bit upset, how we drug it out and had em hook line and sinker. but as time went, he started to laugh about it to.

SO THATS MY REDNECK THANG, go find ya some porcupine eggs now ya'll

That's a good one Griswold.

My redneck car fix: My faithful commuter car (1996 Saturn) decided to break on Lindbergh in front of Northwest Plaza about 9 month's ago. The shift linkage broke at the shifter. I was in 3rd gear when this happened so the 50 plus mile drive home was a long one!
I took the center column off and seen the problem, a ball and joint type connection broke. The Saturn dealer wanted $256 for the part, the whole linkage of course! Labor would be approx. be the same. Over $500 to fix a car that is worth about $500.
I rummaged through the garage and found that the end to a spark plug wire was similar to the ball and joint end that I needed. Well it is still working and the cost: a lot of cussing and some scraped knuckles. 313,000 miles now on the car. Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.
Take that MR car dealer man!

OK thought this would fit here....since we are now sleeping in the garage( we converted the garage into our master bedroom) and outside is a winter mess, my dining room table has been moved into the kitchen and the atv and dog bowls brought in it's place...
I think it's just a loose screw........:o

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/bambam203silo/IMG_1471.jpg

Parking your kids' four wheeler inside is definitely redneck. Heck, just having four wheelers for your kids is redneck.

Bam was it in for repairs? :D

Yes, just for repairs....and B got it fixed however he said the three wheeler needs repaired now......haha

That ain't bad, I am sure Gretchen has prked a bike or two next to her bed!

bedroom, living room, kitchen..drug em in the bar and did burnouts..... just pick one:p

Yeah, that's definitely redneck. You set a good example for the younguns Gretchen.:cool:

I got two bikes next to my bed right now as well....they just don't have motors.....But since my bed is in the garage I guess that's ok.....haha!

B thought this was intersting....this was the pull rope handle on the three wheeler when we bought it a couple weeks ago.......it has now been replaced....lol

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/bambam203silo/IMG_1678.jpg

OK definately not the most redneck thing I've done...
http://www.illinoisbowfishers.com/images/09wl/wl1.jpg
At Wonder Lake my stabilizer bushing finally gave out and the reel and reel seat went right in the water. Luckily the fish went to the shore and I was able to use the gaff to grab the line. There were more fish to shoot sooooo...since the duct tape was in the truck, out came the electric tape. :D

Good thing you had the electrical tape on board with you. How well did it hold?

My cousin, from the city, visited me a few years ago and we were sitting on the deck of my house. He asked me what we did for fun down here. My brother was there. (gotta know him) He got up and caught a big horsefly and stuck a straw up its behind, I went and got one of my fishing poles with real lite line on it, and tied it to the straw and let the horsefly go out a little bit and real it back in. My cousin was falling out of his chair laughing. We told him we usually get a group of people over and try to race them around the house.......

Did you tell him you were fly fishing?

Good thing you had the electrical tape on board with you. How well did it hold?
Well enough to finish the day!

Chap that is funny. My Dad (when he was a youngun) and his buddies used to take a hair from the horses' mane and tie onto the horse flys and walk around with them like helium balloons.

The thing about the horse fly has me crackin' up!!! My Aunt said when they were kid's they use to tie a string around the leg of June Bugs and fly them around in circles..hah.

I can't even begin to count the dumbass redneck things I did when I was a teenager and in my 20's.... I'm sure y'all have heard the phrase. "Hey man, hold my beer, and watch this chit.." Yeah, we really say that down here! :D

Remember back when I was 16, my best bud had a Jeep. 87 Wrangler. His passenger seat was screwed up, so he sent it in to be fixed. Well, his dad had remarried and moved down to Ridgeland S.C. The "Low Country". My buddy decided to stay in Ga to finish out high school, so he lived with his grandparents.

It was our summer break and his dad wanted us to come down and spend a couple of weeks to fish the middle marsh, Savannah River, and to ramble around the low country. My buddy wanted to take his Jeep, but it didn't have a passenger seat. So we took your standard folding metal chair, painted it black (To match the color of the jeep!) duck taped an old cushion to it, and placed it in the passenger seat location. Yours truly had to ride in it. So we took off on the 4hr ride to S.C!

It worked, but the rattling sound from that chair stayed in my head for a week afterwards! And another week after the ride back home!

:D

That's one of the G rated redneck things I've done. ;)

When your sunvisor doubles as a water slide..you might be a redneck!

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/bambam203silo/FUN/IMG_0772.jpg

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/bambam203silo/FUN/IMG_0773.jpg

IDK if this is redneck or just plain dumb! But you still gotta watch it to the end.

http://www.toughboats.com/video.cfm?fullscreen=1&filename=Toughboats_BubbaCRevLegal

Some boat ad there Carpsniper.

IDK if this is redneck or just plain dumb! But you still gotta watch it to the end.

http://www.toughboats.com/video.cfm?fullscreen=1&filename=Toughboats_BubbaCRevLegal

ROTFLMAO! Good one Carp.

Hmmm where to begin. 1 trying to beat spawning carp with a stick didn't work but was fun. 2 getting hooked by a flathead I was hogging (irony the flathead caught me). 3 forgetting about a ffa formal banquet. The instructer called us to remind us,we were catfishing with shad guts at the time and we were late so we went straight there smelling like shad guts and catfish. We were wet and bloody from head to toe from the shad. Needless to say we were sent home. Everyone was in formal dress except us. Lol. 4 shooting fish with a sling shot hahahaha

Thanks for reviving this thread with some insights about you hfxmaniac. That must have been some sight showing up at the FFA banquet like that.

Oh it was. And our leader wasn't happy. I was the treasurer and my buddy was the secretary, at least we showed up right. Oh I got another diving in the river after someone shot a cement block I won't name any names (gretchen). Lol. The funnest one was trying to get carp with a stick though.

When we we're teenagerss, we used to go on what we'd call an expedition. This involved a fair amount of alcohol, basically anything you could carry, so not much beer, but the strong stuff. It would take place in January or February in northern Wisconsin on a trout stream. The object was to walk down the stream on the ice. Now, the stream was probably usually no more than 2 feet deep, and had many little rapids areas that would not freeze. In other places, the ice would be extremely thin, and you would fall through about up to your knees. This became less problematic as more alcohol, which was traditionally referred to simply as "courage," was consumed. When the person who happened to be at the front of the line would reach a spot of open water, he would yell, "more courage," take a swig, pass the bottle to the person behind him, and run across the open water. Once he made dry ice, the next person would repeat the process, and so on, untill everyone was across. An expedition would usually end either with a make-shift fire on the bank or a cold stumble home through the woods.

Just stumbled upon this thread...got to revive it.
1. Two weeks after buying a new truck I got it stuck crossin a dry creek...well not too dry. Had to call my buddy who lived 1/2 mile away to come pull me out. Just so happened there was a wedding at his house that day, but the redneck style. They got married in his yard holding beer over a burn barrel, wearing hoodies and carhart jackets. The great part was that getting my truck pulled out turned into the wedding reception!;)
2. Shortly after buying my first house, needed to get on the roof. Didn't have an extension ladder yet, so I did would any red blooded redneck would do. Backed the truck partially into the garage and put my 6' step ladder in the back of the truck. Worked like a champ, and I still don't see the problem with it, but my neighbor came out quick offering his ladder!
3. Tried to shoot small propane bottles from a distance with a deer rifle to make them explode. When they didn't explode, layed a road flare close to the bottle and went back to shooting. Worked like a champ! (Don't try this)
Thats enough for today :D

We used a deer antler shed as a pull start handle for our jon boat one time when we pulled the handle off.

We used a deer antler shed as a pull start handle for our jon boat one time when we pulled the handle off.

Nah, that's not redneck, thats ingenuity!

in fact, I was just out at my friends house today and he is still using it haha.

Me and the misses were headed back to the gulf coast one day and decided to stop and have a drink at a place in Copiah co. well we got a little inebriated and as we were leaving got into an argument over something stupid. Next thing i know i had a gun to my head by a real redneck and the sherrif was on his way. They arrest us for public drunk. I had my 90 lb. boxer in the van mind you, so they take us in and tow my van dog and all to the jail. Well in Miss. you have to have a bail bondsmen to get out of jail, bounty hunters aren't allowed in il. so they don't want to touch you. Meanwhile they let the miss put the dog out in the k-9 units out back and lock him up too. Long story short me the miss and the dog did 36 hrs. hard time (the only light complected people there) $1400.00 later we left Copiah co. never to return.

We used a deer antler shed as a pull start handle for our jon boat one time when we pulled the handle off.

We used a door bell on the spotlight out one night juggin/catfishing when the switch broke....My thumb was achin so bad cause I had to hold it down for so long.....haha!

I let my Dad out of the boat to hmmmm.. "Chunk a deuce".. And he comes back to the boat with no shirt.. Give you one guess what happened to that poor shirt..

i once used a one man sailboat hull and a wooden oar to break my way through 300 feet of ice to retrieve a downed goose just because it was the only one and i was hungry!!!!

Holy cow talk about somebody who hasn't been here in a while, Ihuntbuck glad to see ya back.

Lol thanks bird I don't have a computer just a blackberry but I do get online some!